For the Girls:

Words for Women to Live By in 2010

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!

::i BELiEVE::

... another one of my favorite forwards i thought i would share =)

I Believe: That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.

I Believe: That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I Believe: That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe: That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I Believe: That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I Believe: That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I Believe: That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I Believe: That you can keep going long after you think you can't. (AMEN!)

I Believe: That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe: That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe: That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I Believe: That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I Believe: That my best friend and I, can do anything, or nothing and have the best time.

I Believe: That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I Believe: That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe: That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I Believe: That it isn't always enough, to be forgiven by others. Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I Believe: That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I Believe: That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but, we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe: That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I Believe: Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I Believe: That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I Believe: That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

I Believe: That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I Believe: That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.